you only get one shot.

cuties for life @paigekibsey

coyotestar:

might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

(Source: larvitarr, via uranianumbra)

myuu2:

eggcelent

one in a meleon

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uranianumbra:

miaou

(via bootychu)

i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via heyfunniest)

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

(via cinnamonmuffins)

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

(via cinnamonmuffins)

kiwibutt:

I’m scared of this

kiwibutt:

I’m scared of this

(via bootychu)

damnnlyssa:

mericanfootball:

This is a valuable lesson

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

(Source: pretendplaytime, via ohshizitsmharxe)